How to cut down a Christmas tree and not break any laws along the way

According to Clark Griswold, you have two choices when it comes to selecting your Christmas tree.

Your first option is to go to a tree lot: “They invented Christmas tree lots,” Griswold says in the 1989 movie “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation,” “because people forgot how to have a fun old-fashioned family Christmas and are satisfied with scrawny, dead overpriced trees that have no special meaning.”

Instead, he advises, “to do what your forefathers did.” Which is, “walk into the woods, pick out that special tree and cut it down with your bare hands.”

In Wrangell, that means if you want a r...

 

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